- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Noah is Smart.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

what is white and sticky? glue.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Baseball

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

what time is it rape time

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

KEVIN HART

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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