- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

You know George Washington? He died.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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