Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

the joke below me is not an anti joke

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

what is white and sticky? glue.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

look left now look right. washing machine

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A bar walks into your mother.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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