- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Covietz has a large penis

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Knock knock Come in!

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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