Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Dead babies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Jewish People

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Women

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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