Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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I love Ciara!

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Womens rights

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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