Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Nickelback.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Gadaffi

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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baby seal walks into a bar

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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