Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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i heart wiener

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A man walks into a bar.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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