Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Women Drivers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Black people are clen.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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