jack shine has boobs

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A man. That is all.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Did you know?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Canada

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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