why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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