You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Black people

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Yeah, totally.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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oops

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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