- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.