What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Brittney Spears

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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