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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Ben Colbert is gay

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Which one is hardest?

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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