Brittney Spears

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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you are gay

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Come in

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96

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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