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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

A Muslim blows up a bar

I don't get it

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Penis jokes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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