What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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S.O.P.A

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The horse said "nay."

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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