Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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So dont touch it

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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8===========D O:

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i fondle myself every night....

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Your mom goes to college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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