A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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I came.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Communism

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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