What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Women's Rights

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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two fish are in a tank.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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your momma's an antijoke

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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