Women's Rights

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A guy is playing cod

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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your face.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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