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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

I cant think of one (._. )

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

newt gingrich

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Steering Wheel Face.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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