How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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dead babies

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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