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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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