How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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I am really good at math debating

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Did you know?

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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nine...eleven

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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