what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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lewis bedford

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Womens Rights.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Jewish People

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My mom just died....

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Anti Joke

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