What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Women's Basketball.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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