- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Time flies like a banana.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Don't rape me!

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

WNBA

My mom.

Anti jokes.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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