- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Women's rights.

What's your name? You tell me.

GAY PEOPLE

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

The WNBA

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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