Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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sweaty black guy

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lol

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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dog

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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