How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Canada's army

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Which one is hardest?

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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