- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Do you know that car over there? No.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

like my drawing of a white person?

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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