- Anti Joke

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

potato farming

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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