Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I'm Jewish

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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The Economy

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oops

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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