What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Nah

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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knock knock go away ok

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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boobs

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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