- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Chuck Norris.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

I am really good at math debating

how does peploe get around they walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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