why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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My mom just died....

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Women's rights.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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women's rights.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Dozer has a soul

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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