- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Hey what time is it. 3:15

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Dozer has a soul

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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