How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Patrick is gay

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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