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What should I name my dog?

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Microsoft Windows

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