A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

8=D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women's Rights

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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