Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Akshaytiger World

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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