Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Baseball

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Chaney is a dumb b****

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

:-)book

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Your mom

cot!

Women"s Rights

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

planking.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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