I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Windows Vista

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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My mom.

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