What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Hellen Keller

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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