A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

A seal walks into a club.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

women's rights

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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