Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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the your face joke

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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ruddell and dodds anal

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ur mother

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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I love Ciara!

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Jokes are funny.

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The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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