How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Fuck her

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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whats pale and white your ass.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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