Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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The Economy

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Communism

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Grapefruit.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Write your own

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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