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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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