A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why was johny late to school? He died

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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