What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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World Of Warcraft

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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