- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

I came.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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