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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Child Prostitution.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

newt gingrich

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Avery has crabs.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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