A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

My butt!!!!

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

The WNBA

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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