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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

jack shine has boobs

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Penis in a box.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Come in

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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