Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Looks through the peephole.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Patrick is gay

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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