- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is dead

penis that is all

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

9/11/01 walks into a bar

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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