Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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hey bill!

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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