- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

planking.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

George W. Bush

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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