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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

A seal walks into a club.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.