- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

suck my dick.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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