- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Knock Knock It's Open!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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