- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Pavel Novak

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

baby seal walks into a bar

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

A man farted. Another man walked away.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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