What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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like my drawing of a white person?

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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come along children

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Women's rights

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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