Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Your mom

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Knock knock Come in!

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Women's rights.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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