LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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