- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grapefruit.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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