Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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