An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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