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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Pavel Novak

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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