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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Asians

A man walks into a bar.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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