- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

you just lost the game!

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I'm gay.

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