Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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penis that is all

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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My mom just died....

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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