- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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