How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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I'm gay.

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This is not a good joke.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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A jew went to Germany.

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knock knock Come in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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