Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Whats White and sticky? Semen

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Get in the van

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