Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Baseball

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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what time is it rape time

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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