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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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