- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

NEVER

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

BUTTERFARTING

YOU IS DUM

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

the your face joke

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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