-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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