- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

who smells? •Liam

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Hitler was Jewish.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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