Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Amputations.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A man. That is all.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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