Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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