- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

BUTTERFARTING

Knock Knock. Come in.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Women's rights.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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