Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Your Mom

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Woman's Rights.

ballsack

Haha

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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