What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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