- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

suck my dick.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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