What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Vagina-Boob

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Your Mom

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Woman's Rights.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

ballsack

Haha

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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