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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.