the your face joke

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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knock knock go away ok

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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