Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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potato farming

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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