Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

look left now look right. washing machine

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Do you know that car over there? No.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

knock knock your gay

i have 2 penises

why did Max cry??? chicken

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Anne Frank.

Romney 2012

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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