- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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