- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What flys? A fly

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Sarah Palin is President

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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