Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

OGC - tilt your head

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

It says so on your cap.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Hello

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

BUTTERFARTING

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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