- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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