The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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No

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Working hard or hardly working????

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S.O.P.A

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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tim rafter died no one cared

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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