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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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