A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Anti Joke

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