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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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