There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Pavel Novak

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

you just lost the game!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

I only like NY as a friend.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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