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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How do magnets work?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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